The Society for
the Recapture of Virginity proudly sends you an official certificate
with your name on it. Signed by the president of SRV, the vice
president of SRV, and the head inventor of the
VRS 3000, this official document provides
you with the proof you need the next time someone questions your
Don't wear your heart
on your sleeve, wear your virginity! Designed by the founder
herself, the official SRV badge is a limited edition collectors
item that will only be sent to the first 500 applicants.
A miracle of
modern science, the Virginator is a fully operational biorhythm
restructure band. Based on the information you give to the
VRS 3000, a microchip is custom encoded
with an unique algorithm. This microchip is then attached to a
wristband, which you wear at night while you sleep. During the
night, the microchip emits harmless radio waves which adjust and
correct your virgin biorhythms. While you dream, your virginity
will be restored. You will not feel a thing, but you will wake up
These products are not available in any stores! They
are essential to the recovery of your virginity and the beginning
of your new life.
It's never too late to GET IT BACK!